Detention

Where Nathan Sykes likes to get physical.

'Just please don't tell the principle, the feelings irrisistible, in detention getting physical.'

by NathansWhore October 17, 2011

Detention provention

When you suck off the principal to get out of detention

Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention

by Daddies malk November 11, 2018

detesticlization

1. to lose ones testicles, ball, cajones, etc. in the literal sense. Often the result of poor medical procedures or attempted home remedies for AIDS.

2. to lose the ability to go "balls out". Most common with men who are the victims of overpowering women or succubuses.

Where is Ian?

He's undergoing detesticlization by Felicia right now, they went shopping for dresses

by ianmcfians lover June 16, 2008

Detexting

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.

What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.

by Bighead October 21, 2012

The Rona Deception

When you think a girl is hot when she has a mask on, but when it comes off she's ugly.

Justin: Dude, I saw this hot bird with smokey eyes at Chick-fil-A, but when she took off her mask to bite in her Grilled Chicken Club she looked like Beetlejuice.
Jean-Claude: The Rona Deception, Justin.

by Powerbi August 4, 2020

weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

by Barny July 9, 2003

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 19, 2008