Decorating the tree

“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

by Deekp145 December 5, 2019

desolizating

The act of turning, swaying, or transforming something to become desolate.

Desolizating the curse - used in the song "Rapid Fire" by Judas Priest.

by ChunkySucker March 29, 2021

Deboating

The act of not being on a boat. Something so bad happens, that you are officially 'deboating', or 'unboating.'

1: Dude, in fourth hour today we were totally deboating.
2: Yeah, fer sure.

by Scott Barnes42 February 16, 2010

desolation of smaug

After anal, the gape is enough to fit a dragon in it.

I think she prolapsed, it's like the Desolation of Smaug

by Aggroast April 16, 2017

Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

by Skeezer September 14, 2003

deflating the doll

1) packing up a hotel room to check-out

2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel

"hey bill, what's the hold-up? we're all waiting for you in the lobby to catch a cab to the airport"

"sorry mike, just deflating the doll. be right down"

by i am not wearing pants May 20, 2009

DeBolting

The act of a man cumming in his hand then washing it down the bathroom sink after sex because his partner wont allow him to cum in/on/near her.

Ryan got caught DeBolting in the bathroom.

by Birdieth November 2, 2012