Dirt Derby

The perfect evening marked by hours of extended and enjoyable anal sex.

John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

Derryl

A Derryl is a rare breed, if you come across a Derryl know you're in good company, Derryl-caring, loving, funny,cute, calls a spade a spade, loves to drink

Look there's a Derryl, what a mystical creature. Lets get a photo

by Lickerclan June 6, 2016

Derby Widow

The girlfriends, boyfriends and spouses of Roller Derby Girls call themselves “Derby Widows”. The term originates from the fact that Roller Derby is a sport as well as a faith-based initiative and can be very time consuming, leaving ones life partner "widowed".

If you are a girl dating a Derby Girl, don’t try and fight it. You will probably become one too.

If you're a guy dating a Roller girl, either accept your derby widow status, or try to support her by supporting the league as a volunteer.

"When she became a Roller Girl, I became a Derby Widow"

by Vixhen Kill-Her August 1, 2012

Ding-a-derry

A state of celebration upon acquiring a brain.

"I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, if I only had a brain." -Scarecrow

by The ORIGINAL Lulubelle January 1, 2011

Squirrel derby

A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.

That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!

by fargocindo June 21, 2013

Pickle Derby

Similar to the Sausage Fest, it is a social gathering over-populated with guys.

Man, this party is such a pickle derby. Let's get out of here and find some chicks

by hevvyd October 26, 2006

roller derby heart

a heart that, when mowed down by love, gets right back up again

Oh my god, did you hear that Nancy's married boyfriend totally stopped talking to her? I would kill myself.

She'll be fine, she's got a roller derby heart.

by SadieRamone June 13, 2011