n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.
This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.
Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.
Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
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A homely woman who becomes attractive on a deployment. She normally hooks up with people of higher rank than her.
by LnNChrg January 11, 2014
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Jim: Britney really needs to stop acting like a deployment princess. It's very annoying and is frankly, disgusting.
Brad: I know right, someone should go tell it to her face to let her know how we feel.
Brad: I know right, someone should go tell it to her face to let her know how we feel.
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Get the deploys.cc mug.That one guy on Deployment who is actually faithful to his wife and doesn't find a 292 or Combat Whiskey to sleep around with. Usually a devote Christian or other religious type.
Person 1: Hey New guy do you have a liberty buddy for Phuket yet?
New Guy: Yeah Lemons asked me.
Person 1: Dude, Lemons so deployal! you are never gonna get laid hanging out with that guy.
New Guy: Yeah Lemons asked me.
Person 1: Dude, Lemons so deployal! you are never gonna get laid hanging out with that guy.
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Get the Deployal mug.Deployment Sexual Deprivation(DSD) or Post Deployment Sexual Deprivation (PDSD) is a mental/sexual disorder that can develop after exposure to one or more terrifying months of not having intercourse. It is a severe and ongoing mental reaction to an extreme lack of physical needs. DSD is surprisingly common in our so-called Land of Plenty, afflicting an estimated 27 million American men( and a few women)at any given time, most of which are service members. Although hard to notice in early developement, this disorder does have commom symptoms and signs; abdominal pains, morning wood, swelling in forearm(s), unexplained absences, decrease in libido, aggression, wet dreams, uncontrollable body spasm. In rare case of DSD; drained bank account, acute to severe lose of vision in one or both eyes, pyschological breakdowns, as well as death.
DSD or PDSD is a complex phenomenon where there is a shortage of sexually willing women relative to the sexual needs of men. (P)DSD has also been recognized in the past as blue balls, computer geek syndrome, ect.
DSD or PDSD is a complex phenomenon where there is a shortage of sexually willing women relative to the sexual needs of men. (P)DSD has also been recognized in the past as blue balls, computer geek syndrome, ect.
I got home from Iraq and the VA wouldn't cover me for Post Deployment Sexual Deprivation (PDSD) treatment at the strip club.
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