A person who loves to drive and thinks his or her car is a toy. Aided by the power of the companies name, the driver is filled with a sense of Righteousness as they skid around a corner weaving through traffic. This cigarette smoking Delivery Driver is "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH". Will not hesitate to throw you into oncoming traffic(while listening to Black Sabbath as he throws his head back and laughs, lighting another cigarette). And the most important fact, the driver knows where you live. Most likely has a "shit-list" of addresses to "bad tippers".
The Delivery Driver peeled out of the parking lot, throwing an empty can of beer out the window as he sqwealed around the corner.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
by butseks February 8, 2010
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A special pizza delivery is when a man goes over to a womans house to have sex with her. But just incase her husband is home he dresses up as a pizza delivery boy so that he can pretend that it is just a pizza order.
There is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try's to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.
There is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try's to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.
"...OK, I'm coming over. Should I wear my Special Pizza Delivery outfit, just incase your husband comes back from his sycrinised swimming class?"
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David: Yo Jake, is your girlfriend gonna meet up with us or are you bringing home one of those sweeties.
Jake: Nah man, I'm just gonna order delivery after we leave. If she aint there in 30 I think I get head for free.
Jake: Nah man, I'm just gonna order delivery after we leave. If she aint there in 30 I think I get head for free.
by Dr. Fus December 19, 2008
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