Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

Despelation

A central symptom of Bipolar depression, derived from the aposition of two words: despair and elation. Universally present in bipolar patients, either manic (hyper) or depressed (down), characterized by the simultaneous presence of elavation of mood and tearful emotions at once. A paradigm of bipolar disorder and unique to this illness.

Her despelation was clear between tearful sighing and loud vociferation.

by Quijotario May 22, 2013

hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

by PACELITE September 3, 2006

desperation kink

The sexual arousal someone feels when they feel the need to piss.

"I have such a desperation kink"

by Jsoevels January 1, 2016

Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.

Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020

Seperation of Church and State

One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.

Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.

by jesster79 January 29, 2006

desperbation

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.

"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

by ironblueintention April 6, 2006