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War Department

The significant other in a relationship usually the wife, who bitches and complains about most any action conducted by the requesting party.
Joe : Hey dude, you gonna come out drinking tonight?

Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.
by ShaneG September 24, 2005
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deprarious

A combination of the words depressing and hilarious, indicating that a situation is so depressing that all you can do is laugh at it. A mixture of extreme emotions.
"Man, I went home to see my parents in Hicksville this weekend and I saw Jackie from high school at the mall... It was really deprarious to see her wasting her life as a townie."
by gert lung July 7, 2006
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Term used to describe an American Airlines flight that is constantly delayed.
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Ethan Depaz

A gay lover who loves eating ass ( only men) likes tight ass ( only men ) and is tall as a giraffe
Ethan Depaz is so gay
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depantsed

When one has their pants and underwear pulled down, usually in public for maximum embarrassment.
We giggled uncontrollably as Kate depantsed Ryan in the middle of the crowded mall!
by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010
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depalma

to be exceptionally late
I should've been reading this story months ago; you pulled a serious depalma!
by Mike September 14, 2003
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Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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