dirty dentures

Dirty dentures is when you are doing doggy style then when your partner isn't suspecting anything, shit a log into your hand and put it in their mouth making a mold of their teeth. Thus giving you dirty dentures.

My girlfriend and I gave dirty dentures a try and it was amazing, the only downside to it was that it left a shitty taste in her mouth.

by Surprisingly Delicious July 31, 2017

Denturgeon

Denturgeon refers to the skillful act of holding in poop while brushing your teeth, demonstrating the delicate balance of maintaining oral hygiene amidst urgent gastrointestinal needs.

Despite the urgent call of nature, Sarah displayed impressive denturgeony as she skillfully brushed her teeth while managing to keep nature’s demands at bay.

by rubandz October 6, 2023

deture

The opposite of the verb "mature", as to growth young again.

When you gave me those legos, I felt myself deture back into my childhood.

by Gingerale77 November 5, 2009

Grandma's yellow dentures

Getting a blowjob when the the person giving the BJ bites the foreskin of the penis, circumsizing it. the "bj giver" then eats it and poops it into the nostrils of the person recieving the blowjob. they sneeze it into a cup and have their grandma drink it with a cat or dog humping the grandmas leg.

the other day me and my girlfriend decided to try grandma's yellow dentureson... good thing im not jewish!

by hungryasian&cheweyguido June 17, 2010

Denature the protein

To bring a bitch to orgasm with salt, acid, heat, and agitation

Linda and i Denature the protein, that bitch was fat-free when i was done with her

by wafferthinmint October 25, 2016

denatured

The state of possessing either a malfunctioning set of testicular apparatus or no testicular apparatus. This state of being is most common in canines, cats and whipped married men. The origin from the word stems from the distinction between one with a pair of testicular apparatus and one without said apparatus. The one with the apparatus can let nature continue whereas the one without the apparatus can't let nature continue, hence DE-NATURED.

My dog is now denatured as his testicles were duly ripped from his ballsack yesterday at the vet.

A: That man is being pushed around by his wife. He must be denatured.
B: Explains why they don't have kids.

by zk3x July 3, 2010

Crime Deturent

The function of a cell phone when somebody tries to steal your wallet and you chuck the cell phone at their head.

Man 1: ...and it has crime deturent...
Man 2: Crime what?
Man 1: Try and take my waller.
<Man 2 tries to take Man 1's wallet, then Man 1 chunks a cell phone at Man 2's head.>

by Chanceler August 16, 2006