A person that is a rich fucking asshole and owns 3 different offices and his teeth are straight and pure white and he tortures kids with braces and headgear and retainers he tortures kids with braces which hurt like fucking hell when tightened or when you eat something it hurts like hell and and messes up talking mine were 6500$ and hurt like fucking hell and it made the fucking dentist more fucking money by torturing kids teeth just so there straight and then shift back and then the dentist says you need braces for another 2 years and there workers are sexy and torture you it’s a waste of money and if you don’t take care of braces he gives you a lecture of how to take care of them and you can’t pick colors for your torture device aka braces and you try to explain to him that they where hard to take care of and says get in the chair kid and once the braces are of your excited and the dentist says where the retainer for the rest of your life and if it gets lost more money for the dentist and teeth aren’t straight and says need braces again Fuck the kid says.
Mason: hey wyly I just got my braces of today I don’t have to where them again
Wyly:yeah man no more of those torture devices from hell
Dr o’hara Well mason you need a retainer for the rest of atornity and weed need a wire for the bottom tooth that bent back.
Mason shit I have to where this fucking retainer again I have to take it out when I eat and put it back in my mouth
Dr O’Hara it’s gonna make me more fucking money if you lose it Mason
Mason a dentist way of making money is when kids lose there retainers and have to get braces or torture kids basically
Wyly:yeah man no more of those torture devices from hell
Dr o’hara Well mason you need a retainer for the rest of atornity and weed need a wire for the bottom tooth that bent back.
Mason shit I have to where this fucking retainer again I have to take it out when I eat and put it back in my mouth
Dr O’Hara it’s gonna make me more fucking money if you lose it Mason
Mason a dentist way of making money is when kids lose there retainers and have to get braces or torture kids basically
by MW150040582 September 4, 2018
Get the Dentistmug. by Little Jerry November 15, 2006
Get the Dentistmug. Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.
by sk8s4d8s November 14, 2012
Get the Dentistmug. While getting it on with a girl, right before you blow your load you tell her that you think you see a cavity in her mouth. You tell her to open wide and then you quickly ejaculate in her mouth.
After banging the hell out of my hoe, I say to her open up bitch I see a cavity. I then shoot my load right in her mouth. That's why they call me The Dentist
by Pimp Dizzle J FO SHO January 9, 2010
Get the The Dentistmug. The act of applying toothpaste to the males "member" and putting the member in the partners mouth and proceeding to brush their teeth. And when the male has reached climax giving the partner a creamy white finish.
That bitch has ass breath so I gave her the dentist
My shit still burns from last night when I gave Sally The Dentist
My shit still burns from last night when I gave Sally The Dentist
by The Naked Wombat February 9, 2009
Get the The Dentistmug. A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.
Kid: Why does my tooth hurt?
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
Get the Dentistmug. an asshole that no one likes except for their mothers. its even worse if you have one that doesnt wear a mouth gard thing because then they breathe all over you and where they breathe turns white and dies because of malaria. then they shove a bill in your face but you say fu-- then they bitch slap you and inject you with pain killers before you can finish saying fuck you. then when youre knocked out or in lala land they either forge your signature or steal your money or throw you in the industrial size meat grinder and feed your remains to their little demon kids that they never stop bitching about.
dentist:my kids have wings and red skin but no penis!
dude:fuck you *punches dentist in face and knees him in balls*
dentist:that didnt hurt
dude:fuck you *punches dentist in face and knees him in balls*
dentist:that didnt hurt
by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck November 18, 2006
Get the Dentistmug.