dentist

A person whose sole career-choosing decision point was future salary.

A wannabe doctor.
Person A: Did you hear John's going to school to be a dentist?

Person B: No way! I never knew he was interested in oral health.

Person A: Oh, he's not. He's just too chicken to choose a career he'll actually like and risk making an average salary. Too bad he forgot about the loans he'll need to take out.
by EcleticElectric January 24, 2011
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