delped

one who has hooked up with an intoxicated girl at a party

shit dude i cant believe it but i got delped

by Noah Dall January 10, 2012

delled

Delled: Dell, Inc., was reported the number one seller of laptops in the United States, as measured by market share in August of 2007. Dell is known for build-to-order computers; lead time of two weeks as published on their website. In June of 2007 Dell, Inc. went trendy with color laptops and launched a major marketing campaign. Apparently, Dell wasn’t prepared for fashionable laptops; painting issues caused massive delays. In addition to painting issues, some components were reportedly back ordered. Customers that ordered laptops in June were still waiting in August. According to thousands of blogs, a combination of the Dell2Dell blog and various technology related blogs, 30-50% cancelled orders, some replacing orders with Dell and most others purchasing from HP, Sony, Mac, and Toshiba. None of the customers were informed of the paint and backorder issues when they ordered. Most customers have received e-mails notifying them of an unspecific delay, from one to three weeks per delay notification; many customers received two to three delay notifications. Customers who attempted to contact Dell via telephone and Dell Chat (instant messaging with Dell customer service representatives (CSR)) hit a big brick wall. Customers were informed of the delays by CSRs that were not fluent in the English language. One CSR said to a customer “we apologize for the incontinence.” Obviously, the word he/she meant was “inconvenience". Customers that ordered a dell laptop during the time period beginning in June of 2007 and are still waiting as of this date August 28, 2007, that waited more than a month and/or received multiple delay notices, have been delled.

I ordered my pink Inspiron 1520 on June 28th , its August 28th; I’ve been delled.

Dude, buy a Mac, don’t get delled.

by Katie Stockell September 6, 2007

Anna Delvey/Sorokin

Netflix making a movie about Anna Delvey/Sorokin (glorifying her behavior) is like Netflix making a movie about Adam Lanza to celebrate him. Both are people nobody would miss, one happens to be male and the other happens to be female, so for some reason people go by different (double) standards for each (the world is a little bit less harsh on females because they are females).

Anna Delvey/Sorokin for some reason isn't as hated as Adam Lanza despite having every bit of the capacity/capability to take everything from people around her. They're the same kinds of people, they're both evil. One just happens to be male and the other is female.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

delped

Nutting on someones face when they are asleep. When that person wakes up, their face is then stuck to their pillow.

See that girl right there? She got Delped with.

by ggha May 23, 2011

delver

Delver is a kind person at school.He is the most funniest person in the family.But if u get him mad he won’t respect you or respond to you.Mostly he is always and I mean ALWAYS SARCASTIC if you say something obvious.

Delver:NO DUH!
Sister : okay we get u don’t have to be like that

by May winters 2018 October 25, 2018

delves

Big raw sniffer

Hides it from all his friends
Crippling gambling addiction

Has a thing for younger girls

“What’s that guy doing with his life he’s been in the sov for ten hours now”
“Oh he’s just being a delves “

by Big truth 420 October 14, 2020

dlved

It means a human that is sweet but like a devil a kind and loyal person that puts others first but has a mysterious side, when needed it situation the intelligence of that person is huge, the sprit animal is a black panther like a mysterious devil

Dlved is Like a devil it’s a word to describe someone

by anonymous October 29, 2020