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dihydrogen oxide

1) H20. More commonly known as water.
2) The compound which one Southern California town beileved was an extrememly harmful chemical after receiving a fraudulent warning letter. They pondered banning styrofoam cups after discovering 'dangerous' dihydrogen oxide is used in producing them.
John was thristy so he drank some dihydrogen oxide.
by 9 March 18, 2004
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dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to the Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) for Dihydrogen Monoxide.
...Dihydrogen monoxide is water/H20.
Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.
by brendan December 9, 2004
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Dehydroxation

A common workout technique where you do not drink any fluids during your workout session and then right after drink your protein, thus making your muscles dehydrated so that they will absorb evey last nutrient you put in after a long and hard workout.
1)
Brendan: Dang Tom your looking huge what's your secret?
Tom: Dehydroxation man, shit really works!
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Only the best body builders know about dehydroxation!
by Body building man November 6, 2011
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dehydrated waffle

A vstar employee that knows everything with a side bitch. Majority of the time is named kayleigh.
Why are you being such a dehydrated waffle.
by Wormslayer44 May 22, 2017
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Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.
Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
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Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010
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dehydrawasted

The physical state of ones body the morning after a night of extreme binge drinking leaving then not only dehydrated but also still wasted. Often occurs after large amount of cheap beer.
It is ironic that I drank 32 cans of a liquid but am dehydrated and still wasted. I guess you could say I am dehydrawasted.
by woulddesk September 13, 2009
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