defelinistration

n. the act of throwing a cat out of a room; esp. as from a bedroom for the purpose of sleep.

Can you sleep with the cats in here, or do I need to do a defelinistration?

by mscrabcake April 1, 2011

rapid deceleration syndrome

(abbreviated to RDS)

Term for the effects of travelling at great speed and then hitting an immovable object... such as cuts, bruises, broken limbs, paralysis or death.

Originally military slang, but now used by other groups, for example:
Rock climbers: The effects of falling from a great height.
Cyclists: The effects of misjudging a corner and hitting a wall straight on.

Severe Rapid Deceleration Syndrome or SRDS usually refers to death.

"Is Mike out climbing today?"
"No he took a whipper yesterday, and he's at home recovering from a case of rapid deceleration syndrome"

"I need the day off work to go to a friends funeral - he caught a fatal case of RDS while out biking the other day"

by Jimmy1 January 22, 2007

decel

(adj.) - When someone or something is just extremely awesome.

1. Person 1- "Hey do you know that totally awesome kid named Nick Carbone?"
Person 2- "Why yes, he's decel...in fact, he's the decelest person I know!"

by Nick Carbone February 22, 2005

Gerald Decelian

A Gerald Decelian is a male digital marketer that wins by any means necessary. He will get you business and customers efficiently and consistently.

If you need more business get yourself a Gerald Decelian

by Big Boss Gorilla April 25, 2019

defcalator

A moving stairway consisting of steps attached to a non-functioning circulating belt caused by an overabundance of human excrement.

I had to take the stairs because the BART station only had a defcalator. See San Francisco's Civic Center Station BART station problems as reported by Will Kane on Thursday, July 26, 2012 in the San Francisco Chronicle. They had to call the HazMat team!

by Krissirk August 10, 2012

Decelaine

A demented, but angelic, figure known to shit on the dreams of their best friend. Essentially, the anti-Brody.

Wow, she said I'll never be able to dunk. What a Decelaine thing to say.

by replaysfordays March 17, 2016

Decelerando

A way of bringing music to a whole new level. Mostly only Phish does this.

They bring the ghost riff back to Bb (semitone up from original key) and then proceed to decelerando and modulate down in half steps to a resolution on the F (the 4 of C where funky bitch starts) I thought it was pretty sweet.

by 2wycked July 18, 2018