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A Dirty Derby

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit on a make shift toilet made from an orange “Homer” 5 gallon bucket.
After work I got this dynamite broad to give me a Dirty Derby In my van behind the Arby’s ... Robble Robble Robble Robble
by ConcreteCartel August 5, 2020
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Passenger Derby

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.
Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes
by Douglas Richardson February 6, 2012
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Ridin Derby

When you're ballin out of control at the Kentucky Derby, or participating in Derby festivities, such as cruisin on Broadway, mackin on big-hat hoes, pourin out mint juleps or gettin crunk in the infield.
There's horses runnin, we funnin, we rollin they try to catch us Ridin Derby. Tryin catch us Ridin Derby...
by Rick City May 30, 2008
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Debby

Very Imaginative, wishes to travel the world.

quiet and thoughtful, independent. Compassionate, peaceful,caring.

friendly, first comes off as shy, but once you get her to talk, she finds her comfort zone.

gentle, sensitive-may get hurt by the truth a lot.

sociable-sometimes, not always wanting to talk. Mainly feels alone. Often needs hugs. Wants to feel wanted & needed. Loves seeing old crushes. Keeps to herself. Debby always has a group of people that want to be her friend, although she chooses wisely her very close friends.

Optimistic-Suffers an on-going battle of depression. Tries to think differently, to shut out negative thoughts. Finds the brighter side of each day. Always has a good morning greeting for everyone she sees, thoughtfully asks how people are doing, and shows empathy.

humorous-loves to laugh. loves corny/pick lines b/c it makes her laugh a lot. Mainly needs a man who can bring laughter into her life.

One last thought, there are times when jealousy is shown from acquaintances. woman that want to be a 'Debby'. But Debby will not let that get her down, she is amazing, she can handle anything thrown at her or any mountain that has to be climbed.
Debby
by wallywu December 22, 2012
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Deeky Girl

A female with voluptuous breasts, a pear-shaped gluteus-maximus and/or any other favorable qualities that would suggest high fertility. A deeky girl is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A deeky girl is mainly just an attractive female who appreciates men who are responsible with money and work around the clock in a financially-related career.
Durag Burton: Hey man, that girl is pretty hot--dare I say a ~deeky girl~

Deeks: Fuck off *turns away and continues speaking on the phone to who knows* whispers "no one decides who a deeky girl is besides me" under his breath
by doucherMcBag October 21, 2019
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Beer30 Derby

The Beer30 Derby may be the biggest event of the year for serious beer drinking enthusiasts, it’s been surpassed by no other. It remains the most significant and popular case race for casual fans and the mainstream public. Known as ‘The Scuttle before the 7/11 Shuttle’, the Derby is held annually on the first weekend in May at Columbus' venerable Blurchill Downs on 122 East 11th, beneath the iconic “Great Wooden Causeway”. It is... also a big social event in the region and the live attendance at the Beer30 Derby surpasses that of any other major Beer race in the United States. The Beer30 Derby is one of the oldest major case races in the sport and is the first leg of case racing’s ‘Triple Crown’.

The rules are as follows: One case of Beer 30 light (30 beers) will be consumed by teams of 3. These teams must have at least 1 girl on it. Anyone not drinking Beer 30 light (or Beer 30 ice if you want to be a true legend) will be disqualified. First team to have finished their entire case will be the winners.
The last man to attempt the Beer30 Derby by himself, ended up wearing his pants for a shirt.
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Muffin Top Derby

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.
Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015
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