deck

(For Magic: the Gathering trading card game)

v. To cause a player to become unable to draw due to no cards left in the library, thus resulting in a loss for that player.
Jamie: "I've decked John with my Millstone."

John: "Oh no! I'm going to loose next turn during my draw step!"
by nagelring February 02, 2004
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Code for, "I'm a pretentious dickhead,but I found a new way to get laid with this new hipster trend"!
Hey , your converse are so deck.We should really hangout and talk about some deck stuff!
by keepingitreallyreal September 02, 2011
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A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.

A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.

A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.

A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.

One half of "Ant & Dec" - two gay celebrity nobodies with annoying "geordie" accents that no-one can understand. Can only find work on third rate TV productions, usually involving animals or small children with whom they like to fiddle.

A turntable for playing records.

Useful when coming under fire, as a order.
"Hit the Deck"

Dec: "Wye-aye Ant, luv ya man"
Ant: "Wye-aye Dec, luv ya man too"
viewers: Fuck off queer boys <change channel>

(added to Denny Tang's definition - thanks)

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(adj.) cool, hip, or trendy, what's in right now
man i was listening to cobra starship last night no one really knows who they are yet but man they're deck
by wholelottaquinn January 18, 2008
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The plane climbed and went into the deck.
by AutumnLeaves April 24, 2008
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a word that difines somthing much MUCH worse than dick or ass it is a powerfull phrase used by kelly and can unleash tottal distruction on somones self-esteem.
>>shut up deck <<
>>deck<<
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to fall, get beaten up, to get hit so hard you fall
when she went to hit the ball she fell and decked herself
i got into a fight the other day and i totally decked the other guy
by kinkyboots September 02, 2006
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