Pour Decision

Decisions made while drunk. They usually end poorly.

Made famous by the Real McKenzies song.

P1: "How did Billy end up in the hospital?"
P2: "He snuck into the panda exhibit at the zoo."
P1: "Why the hell did he do that?"
P2: "It was a pour decision."

by Russell Hell November 15, 2009

bad decisions

Are the root cause of most fun. And the impetus for almost every Epic story any dude has ever had anywhere. Also occasionaly responsible for unemployment or death.

I went out with the guys last night and made some bad decisions. It was fucking awesome. I still have that one Girls shoe.

by BadJohn April 22, 2007

Bad Text Decision

Bad text decisions are the texts that you know you should not, under any circumstances send, but you do. Often committed whilst super high or drunk, these texts seem like a good idea until you have pressed send. One common characteristic of bad text decisions is when you will ignore your friends' queries into who you are texting until said text is sent. After informing them, good friends will usually confiscate the phone.

Can also be shortened to BTD.

"So, is it bad if I just texted Kevin and told him I wanted him?" "You mean oldman creeper Kevin? Yes, that was a terrible idea, give me your phone before you make any more bad text decisions."

by The KickBack Kid February 5, 2010

Rookie Decision

1. A poorly made decision
2. To decide stupidly.
3. Insult to newbies.

"Wow, what a rookie decision that was"
"Rooooookie Decision"

by Jipes Masta March 7, 2006

executive decision

Everyone wants to do something or go somewhere, but no one has strong opinions about what to do. One person thus decides arbitrarily for the whole group.

A: You guys want to go get food?
Everyone: Sure.
A: Where?
Everyone: Don't care.
A: Executive decision: Thai food?
Everyone: Yeah, fine.

by qweqwe321 June 11, 2011

business decision

In sports, choosing not to go all out on a defensive play for fear of injury or replay humiliation.

"LeBron simply backed off as Rose emphatically dunked the ball towards. Had he not made that business decision, he surely would have been posterized."

Guy: "Did you see that, D'angelo Hall didn't even try to tackle Gronkowski as he dragged two defenders into the endzone!?"
Dude: "He couldn't have stopped him, he had to make a business decision."

by Bama Self January 17, 2012

rash decisions

a rash decision is one where the results are not thought out ahead of time, and the results are usually not very good, or beneficial to anyone involved.

decision that can be the downfall of anyone and in the long run, rash decisions can cost you a lot of money. rash decisions are regrettable, sometimes painful, and usually hard to undo.

by acissej.ronnoc88 February 14, 2012