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deskorations

The accumulation of personal and decorative items on ones desk
Your workspace would look better with some deskorations.
by Amber H. Stiles March 14, 2009
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Decorating Tube

A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.
While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014
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Noose Decoration

Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.
by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010
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Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.
Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.
by Fernando, stop goofing off! November 11, 2016
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detonation of the dick

The eventual side effect of ridiculously over-prescribed medications.
My doctor prescribed me FuckYouNoll and warned me of the side effect I'll lose my cock to Detonation Of The Dick.
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weapon of mass debation

pornogaphic magazine.
Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.
by Dunky Oggins December 2, 2003
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Deformation Docking

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.
Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!
by DDdocking October 20, 2008
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