lord of the debits and credits

one who has completed all the mastery problems in the accounting book.

Mr. Bandino: after you do your work together try and tackle the mastery problem so you can be the lord of the debits and credits.

by Jew McJew May 24, 2006

Ty's debit card

The item that Benjamin X. Luong had stolen from a forgotten wallet in Tommy B's car.

Ben stole Ty's debit card.

by JusticeForTy January 28, 2017

conjugal debit

A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.

Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.

Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.

by vsousa March 1, 2010

debit tard

One who does not own a debit card.

Cassandra is a debit tard because she does not have the sense to obtain a debit card.

by The Air Band! December 28, 2010

I take debit

The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.

Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Debit

a woman who is negative on your bank account and provides no other value.

denier: Yeah her heads not great, she spends all day on Instagram, wants me to take her on a vacations, and her upkeep is $1,000 a week.

truth: bro, don't she live with her parents too? She is a debit. dump her.

by theHunchSack July 18, 2022

debit card game

The "Debit Card Game" is a name used for raping children. As a debit card goes in and out, this signals a rape. It can sound very innocent, but do not be fooled.

Family member: Hey, kid! Would you like to play the debit card game?

*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*

by Iamnotfunny July 29, 2022