Daycare Drunk

Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.

Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY

by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016

daycare dick

A extremely small Penis

Ben: Fuck You
Holden: Fuck You
Ben: Shut up wit yo Daycare dick headass
Holden: *Depression occurs* *Leaves*

by LanetheMainMan October 26, 2018

Fortnite Daycare

When you play fortnite with randoms and you are the only one in voice chat who isn’t a child

Videogamedunkey used fortnite daycare as the title of a video of him playing fortnite with children

Person 1: why are there little kids screeching on the voice chat?
Person 2: it’s fortnite daycare

by Mcbenjamin February 24, 2022

Turn your mouth into a daycare centre

When a girl is sucking dick and he cums in her mouth

Boy “I’m going to turn your mouth into a daycare centre”

by Mazinator69 September 10, 2020

daycreaming

An event where a woman watches episodes of Doctor Who starring David Tenant whilst masturbating vigouresly using any sexual aid she can find.

Oh god shes been daycreaming over DT again, look at the mess she made!

by Gurista May 18, 2008

DAYCARE

Where domatrix people learn how to dominate

“Hey how’s daycare?”
Get on your knees slut

by Dickwish January 26, 2020

Little Angels Daycare

little angels daycare is without a doubt the best daycare group on the roblox platform. the game and group continuously inspires toddlers, and staff alike. wonderful community, and great staff team. anybody in this group is lucky to have discovered such a uniquely incredible community.

bro, let’s go hang at little angels daycare

giiiirl, let’s hop onto the little angels daycare discord and see what’s popping.

by cloudy days December 18, 2018