What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)
Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)
Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)
Teenager: Ouchi ouch!
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)
Teenager: okay sure
Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)
Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)
(Please use the darkness.)
Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)
Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)
Teenager: Ouchi ouch!
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)
Teenager: okay sure
Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)
Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)
by Consarn December 1, 2018
Get the Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction mug.Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway
Daron Malakian is truly genius.
A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.
A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.
by White Trash Allah June 27, 2012
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An amazing guitarist, best known for his work with System of a Down where he also did back up vocals and wrote most of the lyrics. He is a great artist and stands for world peace. He's been known to be pretty out there and to say and do odd/ random things on and off stage, that is not to say he can't be deep. He has great stage presence, in fact the awesomeness level of a room goes significantly up when he enters it. Daron is just so... Daron. And its wonderful. Even though he's going through one of his "sedated" stages right now, he's still full of Darony goodness :D Basically a magical, sexy, musical, beast!!!
Interviewer: So, why did you make this a double album?
Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...
A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.
Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...
A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.
by breathing is fun May 17, 2009
Get the Daron Malakian mug.One of the best horror games for the Gamecube,it was previously made to be a N64 game, the insanity effects gives you many hallucinations that occur to your character, giving you the idea of what's real or what's all in your head.
You play as many different characters that were chosen by destiny and were bound to a book made from human skin and bones called the "Tome of Eternal Darkness" in order to save the world from zombies and a crazed warlock from summoning an Ancient and dark god to come back into the world and ending humanity as we know it.
You play as many different characters that were chosen by destiny and were bound to a book made from human skin and bones called the "Tome of Eternal Darkness" in order to save the world from zombies and a crazed warlock from summoning an Ancient and dark god to come back into the world and ending humanity as we know it.
My friend Joey: "Dude that insanity effect with the chick in the tub of blood.....I'm never playing this game again"
Me: "Sissy..."
Me: "Sissy..."
by Dirge February 1, 2005
Get the Eternal Darkness mug.One who acts or posses the ability to be a color darker than Wesley Snipes. No matter what skintone or shade, you are black. Darkness must come natural and unintentionally.
by Mr.G2theI November 20, 2010
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1. An affectionate name for a Sergeant or Warrant Officer with smug ignorance of art, literature and intellectual pursuits.
2. A proudly anti-intellectual senior soldier who provides humour to junior officers in their mannersims and eccentric takes on simple phrases.
adj/
1. See Dargonism
A Dargon can be identified by a phone clipped to belt, Holden racing shirt, tucked t-shirt, joggers & jeans, ICB tattoo, offensive stickers on car and general butchery of the English language.
The word 'Dargon' comes from the Australian accent pronounciation of the word Dagon, who was described in the Hebrew Bible (Joshua 19:27) as the god of the Philistines. The Philistines being a primitive Aegean Tribe who warred with the Israelite kingdoms in 12th Century B.C. They were characterised by barbarous behaviour, disdain for artistic values and culture, and by leaving no evidence of written language.
1. An affectionate name for a Sergeant or Warrant Officer with smug ignorance of art, literature and intellectual pursuits.
2. A proudly anti-intellectual senior soldier who provides humour to junior officers in their mannersims and eccentric takes on simple phrases.
adj/
1. See Dargonism
A Dargon can be identified by a phone clipped to belt, Holden racing shirt, tucked t-shirt, joggers & jeans, ICB tattoo, offensive stickers on car and general butchery of the English language.
The word 'Dargon' comes from the Australian accent pronounciation of the word Dagon, who was described in the Hebrew Bible (Joshua 19:27) as the god of the Philistines. The Philistines being a primitive Aegean Tribe who warred with the Israelite kingdoms in 12th Century B.C. They were characterised by barbarous behaviour, disdain for artistic values and culture, and by leaving no evidence of written language.
1. Adressing a group of soldiers:
SGT Bloggs - "Its not rocket surgery men, form up alphabetically by height!"
2. Base-wide email:
WO2 Smith - "Close the accomodation doors! By order of the Sercurity Officer"
LT on Dictionary of Dargonisms: "10/10 Dargon, will make RSM"
SGT Bloggs - "Its not rocket surgery men, form up alphabetically by height!"
2. Base-wide email:
WO2 Smith - "Close the accomodation doors! By order of the Sercurity Officer"
LT on Dictionary of Dargonisms: "10/10 Dargon, will make RSM"
by Carl Gusto July 21, 2018
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