Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)

by Consarn December 1, 2018

Eternal Darkness

One of the best horror games for the Gamecube,it was previously made to be a N64 game, the insanity effects gives you many hallucinations that occur to your character, giving you the idea of what's real or what's all in your head.

You play as many different characters that were chosen by destiny and were bound to a book made from human skin and bones called the "Tome of Eternal Darkness" in order to save the world from zombies and a crazed warlock from summoning an Ancient and dark god to come back into the world and ending humanity as we know it.

My friend Joey: "Dude that insanity effect with the chick in the tub of blood.....I'm never playing this game again"
Me: "Sissy..."

by Dirge February 1, 2005

a scanner darkly

A book written by Philip K. Dick, that was later turned into an animated movie of the same name. Follows the story of a undercover drug detective who ends up getting hooked on the drugs he's fighting. His sacrifice, however, uncovers the terrible truth about an agency that provides drug addicts safe-houses to get off the drug. Fantastic book and great movie. The book is better though. The story was inspired by the 1970s drug culture that Dick participated in. It's dedicated to dozens of his friends that died or were crippled by drug use.

A scanner darkly is a freaky story, makes drugs sound very unappealing.

by commiebobo September 22, 2009

Brother Darkness

One who acts or posses the ability to be a color darker than Wesley Snipes. No matter what skintone or shade, you are black. Darkness must come natural and unintentionally.

-DARKNESS

-Yo, that nigga be wylin. - chill man thats just brother darkness.

by Mr.G2theI November 20, 2010

choke a darkie

Have a shit, drop a turd, pinch a loaf, make a doo doo, evacuate ones bowels.

by Chimp August 15, 2003

darker purpose

a wolverhampton band consisting of five musical magicians who are of the emo punk genres

Kid: "dude i got that new darker purpose CD"
Kid2: "there great and the keyboard player is amazing"
Kid: "the rest of the band are amazing too"
Kid2: "oh yeah , i'll agree with that"

Kids run along singing to 'Meah!' and 'Don't Know Yet'

by James Stone October 24, 2006

Darkheaven

A World of Warcraft player belonging to the Draka realm. Known to Alt-Tab during critical points in raids and to play as a female character, luring gullible 13 year old boys to flirt with him. He also goes by the name Darkbeauty and Portwench.

Did you hear that Darkheaven likes to hang out in the kiddie pool section of the water park and catch kids as they slide down the slide?

by Niel Runs-With-Wolves September 3, 2009