B'danked

Term coined on acid in Roosevelt National Forest that describes something that looks or has been made dank. Yuhh

We b'danked the hell out of the scrambled eggs.

by MrDabbing September 6, 2018

Get Danked

To get pissed on without expecting it; typically as a punishment for an unnecessary comment. Derived from 'dank', which literally means unpleasantly moist or damp. If you get danked, I assure you, you will be unpleasantly moist.

Brendan: Dude, you're such an idiot for thinking Selena Gomez is actually a good singer.

Landon: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET DANKED RIGHT NOW?! SELENA GOMEZ IS A STAR.

by defmasta232 October 29, 2014

You've been danked!

The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the

prankster.

Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't

the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."

YOU'VE BEEN DANKED

Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!

Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!

Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!

A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!

Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!

Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!

Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!

Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!

by You've been danked! June 2, 2018

dankredible

1. A great QUALITY of a Cannabis product that is impossible to believe to be so good!

2. An EDIBLE that is so INCREDIBLE. DANKTASTIK

3. Something that is so AWESOME..that is impossible to believe to be so DANK!! AWSMTASTIK

That edible is so good it’s DANKREDIBLE
That glob of wax looks DANKREDIBLE
That back flip was DANKREDIBLE

by ClassicRonnie April 30, 2019

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

dinked

Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.

Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

dankest memer

Also Known as James Arnott

Ha, did you see that person call james the dankest memer 152 times?

by ytehfdawe\rsfd October 28, 2017