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H.D.O.C

Hottest Dad on Campus.

Can be pronounced as h doc
Girl 1: "Who's that buff guy"
Girl 2: "That's my Dad"
Girl 1: "Phwarr he's the H.D.O.C"
by The H.D.O.C June 7, 2018
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D.O.U.C.H.E. Party

Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events

A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."

Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."
by D Peezy Fo Sheezy November 1, 2010
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L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Acronym for: Let me go down on you til you cum on my face
Person 1 “lets fuck”
Person 2 “nah L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F instead
by Jeanie777 April 27, 2024
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C.O.D.

Cash on delivery. That is, paying cash for a product upon receiving delivery of it.
The product is only $19.95, check or credit card only. No CODs please, we don't like fish in the mail.
by boohiss February 27, 2004
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C.O.D Block

C.O.D abbrv. for Call Of Duty a popular video game series, to C.O.D block is to purposely or accidentally interfere with a network connection of an online match by using an internet connection from a phone, PC, etc. which causes an unpleasant "lag" for the player.
Dude what the fuck?!?!, GET OFF the computer you're totally C.O.D blocking me!
by Fatal_Fart August 24, 2010
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O.C.D.

Is an acronym which stands for

Oversized Cock Disorder, and describes an individual who is packing at least 10 inches
I was going to put the hurt on Donna last night until she informed me her last boyfriend had O.C.D. I said what’s the big deal about obsessive compulsive disorder, there are ways to handle it. She responded by saying there is no way to “handle” someone with OCD, then informed me it stands for Oversized Cock Disorder. I asked how big this dong was, and she informed me 12 inches hard. Needless to say, I would have to give it to her 6 times if she wanted 12 from this guy. Ouch!
by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020
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C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011
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