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The act of using electronic devices while defecating.
Co-worker Rashid: Man you were in the bathroom a long time this morning. What were you doing?

Co-worker Brian: Yea that was at least a 15 minute cybershit because the wifi reception in the crapper is terrible and I needed to generate a meme about the stupid shit you said in the team meeting.
Cybershit by BigB August 16, 2014

cyberslang 

The term used to refer to words and/or expressions commonly reserved for use online in chatrooms or instant messengers.
|_33+, Blog, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, ROTFL, ROTFLMAO, BRB, BBS, TTFN, TTYL, IRL.
cyberslang by ldne May 15, 2005

Cyberslurping 

The act of building up someone's ego on the internet, so much it's like giving them oral sex on a daily basis
He was so fine, I was cyberslurping him on Instagram and TikTok
Cyberslurping by Thickthighs February 18, 2021

cybersnub 

To intentionally exclude/block a person from your social networking profile as a means of "punishing" them for something they said or did.
Chad didn't say hi to Melissa at the mall, even though he totally saw her, so she's going to cybersnub him on Facebook.
cybersnub by RandySpanx March 12, 2010

cybersoul 

a person's alter ego that only comes out when chatting on the internet
girl: I thought you said you were tall, dark and handsome...
boy: OHHH, no. Sorry, that was my cybersoul who said that.
cybersoul by jeslro October 9, 2010

Cybersepticism

The obsessive compulsive behavior of cleaning up your junk email every five seconds in an endless effort to maintain your digital hygiene as if otherwise your online profile would rotten away, wiping the existence of the pathetic internet freak that you are.
Dude, your cybersepticism is starting to worry me. Let's go outside get some fresh air... Come on, dude. Put the keyboard down... Dude, just let it go... All right, give it to me. Give it to me, now... Wait. Are you crying? Dude... Hey, don't bite me... You know what? Forget it. I'm outta here...