Cybersepticism

The obsessive compulsive behavior of cleaning up your junk email every five seconds in an endless effort to maintain your digital hygiene as if otherwise your online profile would rotten away, wiping the existence of the pathetic internet freak that you are.

Dude, your cybersepticism is starting to worry me. Let's go outside get some fresh air... Come on, dude. Put the keyboard down... Dude, just let it go... All right, give it to me. Give it to me, now... Wait. Are you crying? Dude... Hey, don't bite me... You know what? Forget it. I'm outta here...

by Wolfgang Amadeus Mustard June 20, 2012

Cybertude

Attitude on the internet. Specifically, a feeling of position bolstered by the anonymity of the internet.

Dude 1: Chatted up this babe last night online. Hit her with some compliments, I wasn't too forward at all. She didn't even have the courtesy to say 'thanks.'

Dude 2: Sounds like that bitch had 'cybertude.'

by H3 March 16, 2013

cybersex

I version of communication between two individuals on the internet how wish to fufill one of their desires, be it sexual, amusement or the like.

Will is desperately horny, so naturally he goes to his computer and finds eight year old girls to talk to.

by Zachary Thaddeus Mansell November 27, 2003

Cybersecurity

Cybersecurity is system of computer technology that protects and integrates global interconnected information technology systems.

Cybersecurity is system of computer technology that protects and integrates global interconnected computers

by s j tubrazy May 13, 2015

cybersex

having semi-legal sexual relations over the internet without making physical contact with the other individual.

Will got bored of having cybersex with 8 year old girls, so he went into the pokemon chatroom to trick 5 year old japanese boys into having cyber sex with him.

by none of your god damn bussiness December 2, 2003

cybermuter

A person that will not talk on the telephone, but will text message, chat, or I.M. all damn day. A person that doesn't answer the phone, and exchanges all telephone conversations for Text Messages, Instant Messaging, or Chat over the Internet, even when they are available to answer their phone.

When I called Gina Davis, she didn't answer the telephone, as if BEETLEJUICE was a cybermuter, and had put a zipper over our mouths. Instead, she referred to the "text" book of The Recently Deceased... Its as if both of us had been hushed.

by J.J. Wiggles November 8, 2010

Cyberserialist

Writer of serialized fiction in the style of Dumas' The Three Musketeers and Dickens' Great Expectations, but in the form of a blog.

Have you seen the latest post from those steampunk cyberserialists, Drake & McTrowell? What's with the freaky absinthe-induced hyper-inventing?

by Progrockfanboy February 18, 2011