A person who has sex over the internet, not caring who they are chatting with as long as they get their fantasy fufilled. Some cybermonkeys would rather do this rather than be with real people.
Have you seen Lenny lately?
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
by KozyKole June 29, 2003
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Examples of Cybermocker would be someone posting at a John Kerry related site: "I voted for the bill before I voted against it". The author of an article in Slate magazine on the complete "Bushisms" is a Cybermocker.
by MongCon August 25, 2013
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A shitty LAN center that serves low quality food, shitty energy drinks, shitty computers, quite poor customer service. A place where seniority means nothing, if you spent $1500 there, and you go in high, or don't like the owner Scott Turner (who is a stereotypical nigger)your going to get nagged like a coon asking for reperation from the white man. Don't go to the facility, its a waste of time and money, and if they keep at the rate they are going, they will go under soon anyways.
Kid 1:Eh, I'm pretty fuckin high right now, wanna go to Cyberjocks?
Kid 2: Ummm isn't that nig turner back in town?
Kid 2: Ummm isn't that nig turner back in town?
by Scott Turner January 12, 2008
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Refers specifically to the kind of dickish behavior that is only able to exist because of computers. For example, simply e-mailing a dickish letter to a single person would not qualify as cyberdickery because that person could have, in bygone centuries, just as easily sent that dickish letter via paper mail. Writing a dickish letter and sending it to ten million people, however, is something only made practical by the advent of e-mail, and is a classic example of cyberdickery.
Refers specifically to the kind of dickish behavior that is only able to exist because of computers. For example, simply e-mailing a dickish letter to a single person would not qualify as cyberdickery because that person could have, in bygone centuries, just as easily sent that dickish letter via paper mail. Writing a dickish letter and sending it to ten million people, however, is something only made practical by the advent of e-mail, and is a classic example of cyberdickery.
Setting up and maintaining a mailing list would be easy if it weren't for all the rampant cyberdickery in the world.
by PurpleNinjaGirl December 6, 2011
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We believed that computers would bring neural implants, virtual reality, AIs and edgy street fashion. Instead, we have Tik-Tok, Uber Eat, algorithms mostly off the mark, and headsets that make you look like a dimwit. The future is now and it's lame.
We believed that computers would bring neural implants, virtual reality, AIs and edgy street fashion. Instead, we have Tik-Tok, Uber Eat, algorithms mostly off the mark, and headsets that make you look like a dimwit. The future is now and it's lame.
Dude, did I see their last self-driving car? It looks like a lice on wheels! - Yeah man, it's totally Cybercuck!
by Dcypher001 November 25, 2020
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