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Cuitlahuac

Is the next best thing to Jesus and God. He is the cutest but the hottest but ladies like to call him cute at the same time too. Has the perfect size penis for the ladies pleasure and is the Aztec king cousin of Moctezuma and Cuauhtemoc, pretty much one of the coolest names in the 20th and 21st century. Girls like to say cui instead of Cuitlahuac sometimes cause its hot and girls love it and think its kinky and cute. Cuitlahuac is the official professional name he uses. Cuitlahuac's usually can speak english spanish portuguese oh and aztec as well.
Cuitlahuac for President 2020

Cui omg your coming with me mister
by c421 November 14, 2010
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Cuttlefishing

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.
"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."
by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015
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In a group of friends that have been homies for a long time, the one bitchy girl that no one likes dealing with.
Yo I don't wanna see her... *she arrives... oh shit here comes cuntlar... Hey! whats up?!
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sausage cutlass

"My wife loves a go at the ol' sausage cutlass!"
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Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.
by Janonamouse March 8, 2021
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jane cutlass

Simp machine in the hours discord which feeds on simps
me: jane cutlass is simp machine
simp mod: ?warn
by not blue instava May 15, 2021
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Rasberry cuttle puff

1. A particularly bitchy girl that gets on your nerves it you can't pinpoint the reason.

2. A derrogitory term used against Jews canadians native Americans and gays
That rasberry cuttle puff ruined the rest of my week by just walking in the room
by Mrhanky January 20, 2010
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