Cumfuckery

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck

What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?

by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

confucked

mixture of fucked and confused. use wisely:

you are one confucked mofo.
or:
wow that chem test really confucked me.

by Nora Sexy Thang January 14, 2004

confucked

describes the feeling of being to fucking confused.

wow, guys, im too confucked to do anything else.

by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005

Dutfucked

Stranded due to ill-conceived on-the-fly immigration policy decisions.

Hey there's a dentist shortage in Australia but all the foreign teaching dentists are being sent home. Well, Melbourne Dental School will be Dutfucked then.

by Lady Beefcake September 30, 2017

Cumfucker

Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.

“Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”

by anger gurl May 21, 2018

codfucked

when being fucked over or, screwed over. usually by someone with the last name codner

I was doing really well in life when will codner snuck up behind me and codfucked me

by ponderouspoon December 23, 2013