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Fish Fingers and Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need... Fish Fingers and Custard!
by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011
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Custer

CUT! CUT! CUT! ME UP AND FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! ME UP
Hey dude have you heard Custer by slipknot? “Starts screaming
by Cheek_clapper_G September 4, 2022
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Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas
'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'
by BombDogged October 4, 2016
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custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.
It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...
by mags&jules October 22, 2006
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carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.
wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!
by UKP August 21, 2010
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Custard Gannet

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.
On the cake again, you custard gannet!
by Drusillus July 9, 2006
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guzzle your custard

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....
by savannahman March 18, 2010
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