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empty egg carton

a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.
A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around
by user23451 January 18, 2020
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Cuntongue

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.
I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.
by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010
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carton

A cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer
Grab a carton of VB and let's watch the Pies cream the Crows
by Davros November 24, 2003
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Cartons

A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs

Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs

Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons
Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties
by I<3containersofmilk March 30, 2011
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Cuntonese

n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.
Cliff: Yo baby jo mut ye.
Girl: Herro!!
Jeff: DAMN that nigga is so fluent in cuntonese!
by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011
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certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.
I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rob March 30, 2005
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Custoner

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana
Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner
by macnotpc July 24, 2011
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