r/cursedcomments

subreddit where, as the name implies, screenshots of cursed comments are posted. It is also the only place on reddit where you can post something and have it get taken down for violating a rule (in this case keep it cursed) while another person posts the exact same thing 2 days later and it doesnt get deleted

redditor 1: I wish I had a glowing cock

redditor 2: we could play beatsaber with it

redditor 1: no please

redditor 2: beat my meatsaber

redditor 3: r/cursedcomments

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

Blacken the Cursed Sun

Waking up with a hangover wishing the sun would go back down. Also, the title of a song from the album "Sacrament" released in 2006 by heavy metal band Lamb of God.

Last night was crazy! I need to go back to sleep. Please blacken the cursed sun!

by bbird January 15, 2008

Curved

To reject or Stand up

Curvin-means the same thing except it means your doing the rejecting or the standing up of someone

A: So what happened with you and her on Vday?
B: She curved me

A: You got curved?
B: Sadly yes, I showed up, and she didn't. She stood me up.

by Gorgeousme.ev February 15, 2010

the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose

Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?

by Gay or european? August 30, 2017

curved

when someone politely/passive aggressively rejects you/passes you to her friend/fz's you, fully knowing what your intentions were

That bitch realized you werent interested, talked to me for a few minutes, then tried to hand me to her friend. bitch curved me something fierce

by xristionary November 20, 2015

cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.

Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.

by Mannnnly October 4, 2019

Credit carded

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

by Robatedave August 22, 2008