cuntbunt

To deliver a blow to one's crotch area by following a parabolic path.

To celebrate International Women's Day in mathematics class, we calculated the optimal path for a cuntbunt by using algebra.

by YamBT September 23, 2011

cunnyfunt

a cunnyfunt is basically the same as a funny cunt.

Bry: Kat is such a cunnyfunt
Kay: Lol yeh u mean ratface
Bry: yeh mate
Kay: yeh too right shes the queen of cunnyfunts

by bob May 13, 2005

Cuntpunt

An action you make when woman decides to: be a bitch, be a snitch, talk back, or think that they are better then men in sports. The action results In kicking the woman in their vigina. Hopefully you kick them so hard that the vagina turns sideways. (Also when you try to cuntpunt them, not only hit the vagina but also the asshole if you can).

Woman: hey.
Guy: hi.
Woman: don't talk to me in that attitude.
Guy: Do you want to get cuntpunted?
Guy: (Cuntpunts her).

by Person you'd enjoy meeting December 18, 2013

CuntyCunt

CuntyCunt

I just don’t understand cuntycunts and why they have to be such cunts on a scale of cunts most Amys seem to be A CuntyCunts

by Ksavage911 August 10, 2018

Cuntymutt

A person who is not only a cunt or vagina but also a mutt, a mixed bred dog. Lowest of all human species.

'You are SUCH a cuntymutt'.

'Wow that girls a cuntymutt'.

'The girls on Snark it out are the biggest cuntymutt's out'

by SerialKillaH. October 26, 2011

Cuntaduntadingdong

LSM

Mate. LSM is a cuntaduntadingdong

by YaBoiThaBoi June 12, 2016

Cuntrunt

Although mistakenly used today to describe all manner of women's play things and several races of newborn children, the Cuntrunt has its origins in 1940s Switzerland. A number of medical and theraputic revolutions were happening in this time, including operative LSD clinics, and exploits into "Parageinocology." The Cuntrunt was fashioned and sold by one such ParaGeino as a theraputic tool for pregnant women. Since they were so loose, the women required a little more girth in their massagers. Hence the first Cuntrunt was born from rather inexpensive wood and at first they were not properly shelacked, hence a horrible sliver scandal.
In present day the Cuntrunt has swept the globe and comes in many colors and materials, recognizable by their minimum girth of ten centemeters and their infant shape.
The Cuntrunt even crosses economic boundries, with poorer women using those dolls you fill with warm water, and the wealthier ones having a talented "Runtman" carve a ham into a baby shape, systematically heating and reheating for optimal sweatiness.

Why that's a fine Cuntrunt, who's the lucky mother?

by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004