Cuntwaffle

A boy who likes to break peoples hearts and leads them on, telling them he loves them when In reality it’s all a lie.

Euen is an absolute cuntwaffle

by Yea I’m deffo drunk... October 10, 2020

CuntWaffle

an over bearing sponge for brains obnoxious douchebag

dont be a cuntwaffle

by cadabberducky April 11, 2022

cuntmuffler

talk talk talk talk aw fuck shut the fuck up bitch

jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017

Cutwaffle

When someone is being a cunt and twat at the same time. Most of the time you want to throw a chancla at them so they can stop being a FUCKTARD

Alicia is being a cutwaffle because she is always bitchy and like to start shit.

by 23xo October 30, 2018

cunttwaffle

Pronounced (K-ON-T•Tá-Waffle) fusion of cunt twat waffle. Is an arrogant, pretentious, douchebag known for spouting off rancid ideologies and willfully ignorant tirades with a strange muffled sound akin to that of a quiff. And it would so happen this person or persons smell like discarded feminine toiletries. These folk are mostly seen wearing hideous, unfashionable, comically small, grotesque bow ties, and often has a face that of a dumbfound trust fund baby who has failed to get into the V.I.P area even after name dropping his fathers name and offered a hefty bribe to the bouncer.

Is often the tool in the movie that will sellout and immediately get his shit wrecked afterwards.

Tucker Carlson you unbelievable, pathetic, Cunttwaffle!

by 4s8k3nT3D April 28, 2021

LE CUCKWAFFLER

When you want a waffle but your wife wants dick from you but you wont give it so you give her to a homie while eating a waffle

Jane wants some dick but cant get it from Jack because he wants a waffle so he calls a homie to pork his wife and now shes pregnant with a mixed kid and he has no more waffles, there for he is LE CUCKWAFFLER

by PenisBoy69420 July 17, 2020