cuntstable kites

A kite shop in bedfordshire

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

by Fred Applegate August 2, 2006

cuntswallop

A very obvious lie regarding a sexual encounter with a girl, usually said in a posh English accent from the 19th century

Boy: I fucked her so hard her pussy burst and it came raining out like skittles....I could taste the rainbow.

Girl: that's cuntswallop, she would never fuck you.

cunt lie posh sexual gossip gossip cunting

by spunkmastaflash March 25, 2009

cuntsharts

The only possible way to describe the taste of the Christian Brothers' Dry Sherry.

Why would you want to drink that? It tastes like cuntsharts.

by gergmob November 6, 2011

cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003

cuntsnatcher

Someone (commonly a heterosexual male or homosexual female) who is extraordinarily gifted in the art of obtaining cunt...females...snatching if you will.

Cuntsnatcher; Cuntsnatching; Cuntsnatch; Cuntsnatched - Billy was a dope when he was younger...but since he spent all that time in Europe he's turned into quite the little cuntsnatcher.

Damn ma, Kelly sure did get cuntsnatched by them boys.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

Cuntscallop

Cuntscallop is a bitch who emits a smell of cod and looks like a blob fish or any fish.

Some slimy reptilian bitch.

You're a fucking cuntscallop

by Granny basher 6ix9ine July 9, 2018

Cuntsnake

A dirty bitch who stabs you ( her ‘ best friend’) in the back and can’t tell the truth to save her life . Commonly found around husbands at bbq parties .

Who invited that cuntsnake to the party?!

by RedneckHippyCowgirl July 9, 2019