cuntbutler

Someone who is a cunt

Stop with your cuntery, you cuntbutler

That man, right there, is an awful cuntbutler

Man, I had the worst day at work today. My boss, who is a right cuntbutler, was riding my ass all day making me do all this crappy filing n shit

by tinslej April 20, 2009

Country Hipster / Cuntsters

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.

by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012

Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato with a cheap wig.

"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."

by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020

Cumputer

A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.

Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.

Some people think they need to cumpute everything.

Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)

There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.

Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.

Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.

Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?

Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!

Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!

Would you like to cumpute a family together?

Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.

People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.

Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.

Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.

by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023

Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.

"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."

by ZedZol July 21, 2006

Cuntbustertastic

To describe a rather long hard object, usually a cuntbuster

Jenny - 'How was your day?'
Paul- 'Cuntbustertastic!'

by JZHC February 21, 2009

Cuntster

This is one that is quite similar to the Cuntski but in this case she does not take ownership of being one. Although she realizes that she is difficult she could never fathom that she is in fact a Cuntster. This is the one often times that will even ask the question; Why is that girl such a bitch to me !?

My boss is such a misserable bitch, it's like she always has a stick rammed right up her fat ass.

Yeah, she sounds like a real Cuntster !

by JimmyD442 January 5, 2012