me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
by hpkid March 2, 2005
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-Noun-
1.A person whose main dietary substance comes from the consumption of the female sexual organ (i.e. thevagina).
2. A person who eats a lot of pussy.
1.A person whose main dietary substance comes from the consumption of the female sexual organ (i.e. thevagina).
2. A person who eats a lot of pussy.
by Chris_despises_Taylor January 1, 2009
Get the Cuntivore mug.A man or an unordinarilly ugly women who constantly has a penis inside their mouth, that impedes and or obstructs speach and vocal patterns.
Plural: cuntiluphaguss
(cun till ufaguses)
Plural: cuntiluphaguss
(cun till ufaguses)
Gary "The Muff" Diver
Sentence:
Why is Gary Diver such a cuntiluphagus?
Hey Mother Fucker quit being such a cuntiluphagus!
Yo fool you mama a cuntiluphagus!
Please son don't tell me your a hermaphroditic cuntiluphagus!
Sentence:
Why is Gary Diver such a cuntiluphagus?
Hey Mother Fucker quit being such a cuntiluphagus!
Yo fool you mama a cuntiluphagus!
Please son don't tell me your a hermaphroditic cuntiluphagus!
by Little Nipple Inc. /University of Regina/ pat. pending April 5, 2005
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