Cumfuffle

To unexpectedly cum at an inopportune moment and have to walk around with cum in your pants

I was at the carnival and suddenly experienced a cumfuffle and had to walk around with my niece for an hour with cum in my pants

by Bocaj Nosredna July 7, 2020

cuntwaffle

Often heard emanating from the mouths of conspiracy theorists APD.

What a load of cuntwaffle APD.

by pizzaAPD November 23, 2016

CUNTWAFFLE

A derogatory term used to describe a male or female displaying traits of both a:
cunt; demanding, hyper critical, arrogant, ignorant
and pussy; weak, indecisive, fearful, parasitic, needy

Wow, I can't believe what a CUNTWAFFLE that guy was. He just kept insisting he was hung like a porn star, finally I was so annoyed I told him to whip it out. Then he just got up and walked away like a beaten puppy.

by embrionik November 20, 2014

Cuntwaffle

One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.

"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."

"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"

by I demand pie November 16, 2014

cuntwaffle

someone who is such a cunt, their a whole cuntwaffle. (a cuntwaffle don't need to be a boy)

Man, my teacher is such a cuntwaffle.

by ShandaAwesome April 6, 2017

Cufuffle

To cuddle and spoon fuck all day while leaving his penis in her all day long.

Today is a perfect to to lay and cufuffle because it's raining.
I just want to cufuffle on my day off with you.

by Mamabear0901 April 25, 2017

Cuntwaffle

A stupid,slutty female who lies and steals

Aj is such a cuntwaffle she stole my dildo.

by sure dickfritter May 20, 2017