Cuntacula

A gothic woman who is bitchy.

"Geez Lynsey, quit being such a fuckin' Cuntacula!"

by Maverick7721 August 22, 2008

Cuntchi-Munchi

When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.

Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!

by The Riddler 2016 March 19, 2016

Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night

OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog

by Dick Chute June 20, 2007

cuntfuck

Literally a fucking shit head that needs to grow up and become somewhat sensible, if that's possible for a cuntfuck.

Grant & Alison are cuntfucks. Huge, inconsiderate cuntfucks.

by "anorexic garbage" December 15, 2006

cuntchum

A group of female friends that act nice to your face, but talk behind your back.

"Those girls at the barn are cuntchum, when I walk in the room they get silent."

"I walked past the cuntchum today and heard them talking smack on you."

"You are being cuntchummed by Nicole and Melissa, I wouldn't talk to them anymore."

by foolishfrog May 4, 2010

CuntCannon

When one stuffs various items into their vagina and launches them via queef

Hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her cunt and launched it at the window. The neighbours said "I have never seen such great force with a CuntCannon!"

by Dr.LadyWigglesTheWiggliousXXIV October 26, 2012

Cuntcaking

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015