Cumception

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues

Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?

by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019

ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013

Conception

A band that was formed in Norway, 1989 by guitarist Tore Østby, singer Dag Østby, drummer Werner Skogli and bassist Freddy Samsonstuen. In 1990, after a demo tape, Arve Heimdal replaced Werner Skogli and Ingar Amlien replaced Freddy Samsonstuen. A year later, Dag Østby quits, and the band is forced to search for a new vocalist. After many auditions, the band hooks up with Roy Khan, a classical trained opera singer.

Roy now sings in Kamelot.

*Air soloes*
Conception was a mega hard supa nice band fo sho.

by Robin S May 25, 2006

Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009

Immaculate conception high school

The best school in jamaica. Beautiful,intelligent,intellectual and gorgeous humble females attend this school.They are sometimes hype but don’t medz that. Jc boys seem to love these females but immac girls are very delusional in a way they are manipulated by jc men.Get a immac girl‼️Where phenomenal women attend😋‼️

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by A Jc Ute 🤙🏿 October 27, 2023

immaculate conception school

A shitty ass school where the teachers are sensitive assholes. A place where some what poor but some what rich kids go. I reason some of them are salty is because the vice principal and principal makes them want to die.

Ew my parents are going to send me to immaculate conception school

Sucks for you

by Fubxthcdyibxd March 11, 2018

Cuntraption

1. Cramp of the vagina.

2. A cuntraption is a home-made device used to pleasure the vagina or penis.

"Shit girl last night i gotta serious Cuntraption after flicking the bean"

"He could hardly wait get home and play with his twelve inch solid chrome cuntraption."

by Plank0k March 18, 2010