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cuntbeater

A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts.
Wife! C'mere. You have misbehaved. I'm getting the cuntbeater and teaching you a lesson.
by Jacques Asse July 1, 2009
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Cuntbuster

A very large baby, whose birth turns his/her mother's vagina into a clowns pocket.
N. My wife gave birth to a Cuntbuster last night.

Adj. My new born son weighed in at a Cuntbusting 12lbs.
by Alex the Giant June 21, 2006
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cuntbutler

Stop with your cuntery, you cuntbutler

That man, right there, is an awful cuntbutler

Man, I had the worst day at work today. My boss, who is a right cuntbutler, was riding my ass all day making me do all this crappy filing n shit
by tinslej April 20, 2009
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Cunt Butter

1) The semi-hardened combination of female ejaculate, semen, and lubricant

2) An expletive for a frustrating situation or person

3) A heightened and/or more colorful phrase for "cunt"
Guy - "Good morning hun, want to have some nice morning sex?" Girl - "Sure babe! Oh, but first, I need to wash all the cunt butter off my snatch from that awesome threesome we had last night"

Guy - "Baby I want you to spread that cunt butter all over my naked chest like I'm a piece of marble rye"

"Remember that time Shawn took that hot girl at bar home that I was into, God he was such a cunt butter"
by JimmyJoe878 April 18, 2012
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Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.
"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."
by ZedZol July 21, 2006
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Cuntbustertastic

To describe a rather long hard object, usually a cuntbuster
Jenny - 'How was your day?'
Paul- 'Cuntbustertastic!'
by JZHC February 21, 2009
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Cunthunter

(1)A Cunthunter is a male that is horny at all times and therefore must seek sexual contact with women, sluts or cumdumpsters.

(2)The swedish artist Basshunters uncencored name. Refers to (1).
(1) - Hey i just saw pat, he is the biggest Cunthunter since Grill, the online internet stalker.

(2) - I just went to see Basshunters new concert all his songs sounded just alike.
- Ye i know, i HAET him, Cunthunter, the Cunthunter.
by KalleSweden March 6, 2008
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