cumbrella

an item that a slut requires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women

bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time
jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella

by jonny. June 29, 2007

cuntarella

Like Cinderella...except with a cunt it is an insult and an compliment. you are being called a cunt and a princess at the same time. Also a smart ass remark when you want to confuse someone.

Girl: Hey you ugly skanky bitch no one likes you go rot in hell.
Other girl: K cuntarella

by Pinche tu madre July 7, 2009

Cuntbelly

The fat between the belly button and the vagina

Look at the size of her cuntbelly

by Beerman jeff February 28, 2019

Cumbrella

Keeps cum out of your eyes

Do you have your cumbrella on?

by anonymous July 23, 2022

Cumbrella

An umbrella to sheild one from cum.

Husband: "Oh, god! Jizzgasm!"
Wife: "Sweet Jesus! Where the hell is my cumbrella?"

by Master Travisio May 31, 2005

Cumbrella

Fake eylashes

Hey shotry you got cumbrellas on

by Johnpadgett May 13, 2022

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004