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Tick Faced Shit Cunt 

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse
Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"
James Colston, you are a dick faced fucking cunt!!

Texas faced sports cunt 

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

Cunt face cunt

Basically the same as "Stunt Cunt", but differs in the person acts as your friend and then bad mouths you to everyone and pulls any stunt to make you look bad and her "the victim"
I had all of the eggs ready for tomorrow, and Beth used them today, just to make me look bad!
She's such a "CUNT FACE CUNT"

Resting cunt face 

One step up from resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.

This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Ann Coulter has a resting cunt face. I just want to punch her.

Massive Cunt Face 

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.
"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."
Massive Cunt Face by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011