by Yella_Vessel October 14, 2012
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Cody walks into his dimly lit bathroom and finds his roomate exotically playing with her dildo. He freaks out and runs to his room and finds himself pulling out his flacid penis and jerks off all over his teddy bear. This is a cuncher. sadly a cuncher....
by Razr ramone May 17, 2006
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by Cooococosje October 7, 2019
Get the Cuckeri mug.An individual who spends their time clogging the Urban dictionary vote page with petty and false definitions after their own names, or names of close friends. These are commonly accepted as biased crap, and voted against each due to a lack of context and comedic value. Despite the beliefs of most Cunkers, nobody is perfect; for if they were, they would implode as a result of the laws of science.
1. So many Urb-Cunkers tonight, I might just tab out of urban dictionary for a while.
2. Oh geez, another definition of a specific name and last name, noting that they are completely flawless. That's not obviously desperate whatsoever.
3. You know Jenna? Yeah, that bitch is a definite Cunker.
2. Oh geez, another definition of a specific name and last name, noting that they are completely flawless. That's not obviously desperate whatsoever.
3. You know Jenna? Yeah, that bitch is a definite Cunker.
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