cuntservation

the act of keeping woman virgins

Joe like boys, his acts of sodomy ensured the cuntservation of many girls.

by Poetic Justice Unplugged June 7, 2023

cuntservation

keeping girls virgins longer that usual

Joe was so busy blowing guys in the car park that he end up being a cuntservation specialist, saving many virgins from the mauling hands of depravity.

by Poetic Justice Unplugged June 7, 2023

The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!

by Benfea October 16, 2006

law of conservation of ass

The Law of Conservation of Ass states that women can be changed from one attitude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of ass remains constant.

On Earth the amount of ass remains constant as women gain ass as much as they loose.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.

by Mr ... December 1, 2015

cumversationist

A cumversationist is a guy who likes to talk while you're sucking his dick.

A lot of guys are cumversationists and talk while you're sucking their dick!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

Conservation of Effort

Doing the most amount of work in the least amount of time, using the least amount of effort.

Guy1 "Dude how does that guy get straight A's while doing almost no work?"

Guy2 "Idk, he probably uses the conservation of effort"

Guy1 -"Damn, i should start using that too"

by g.d.t. April 8, 2011