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Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.
I cumplastered your mom last night.
by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008
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Nitro Composer

The middleware music engine that Nintendo offers to DS developers.

It offers a sample based synth, a sequencer with flow control and stream playback.
The Nitro Composer engine is used in nearly all ds games.
by henke37 May 18, 2014
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cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
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Cumstered

OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.
by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015
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Cumposer

Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.
by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009
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composer

One who creates music.
Mozart's most brilliant and solid glory is founded upon his talents as a composer.
by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004
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Cumpost

An old and decaying sock sandwich.
"Eeeeeew, I just found some CUMPOST under Dave's bed!"
by talc-girl September 3, 2009
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