Cump

When a males cum is lumpy.

Omg last night i slept with this guy and he totally jizzed in my mouth, man that guy had cump, i almost heaved.

by K-LAJOY January 11, 2010

Cump

Abbreviation of "cum pump". A cum pump is the final thrust prior to cumming inside someone

Shit man, what a cump i alomost broke the bed!

by fantasticfoxy October 13, 2009

Cump

After someone had ejaculated in your anus and you attempt you trump, it produces a cum bubble called a cump.

Generous John had me bent over and splaffed in my anus, he pulled out too fast causing me to trump and I cumped.

by Generous John December 2, 2015

Cump

Noun/Verb: The act of jacking-off (To cum) whilst taking a shit (a dump).
Cum+Dump = Cump

*Different from Cleveland Steamer in that a Cleveland Steamer is performed with a partner; a cump is usually performed alone, on the toilet.

When I get home, I'm gonna take a mean-ass cump

by Mr. Human September 10, 2007

cump

to produce fecal matter that consists of seamen after the subject has undergone anal intercourse

Man, Wendy will never forget that night she cumped out my load,I suppose it was pretty hard to wipe afterward.

by Aus10 July 5, 2006

Cump

When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.

Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.

by mograbs October 27, 2011

Cump

a cuck and a simp

"Dude, (insert name) is such a fuckin' cump bro."

by Smonk1 February 3, 2020