Cumguzzler

One who chugs gallons of cum

That boy alex is a cumguzzler. Heblows boys for 10 bucks in the bathroom

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

Cumguzzlry

An entire class of offenses committed in the workplace by co-workers whose whole basis for advancement involves...well, you guessed it. It's not who ya know, but who ya blow!

"I don't how Hillary got the job...must have been an extraordinary act of Cumguzzlry to be sure!"

by mslmnx January 11, 2010

cuntguzzler

1. A person who regularly consumes surgically removed female genitalia in a preposterous, but skillful manner.
2. A discontinued Brazilian brand of strawberry flavored lollipops from the 1960s.
3. Anyone who has studied Hegel's "Grundlinien der Philosophie des Rechts" and took it seriously.

1. This is the third vagina I've consumed today in public but pieces still keep falling out of my mouth. That makes me a poor cuntguzzler.

2. Mmm. This cuntguzzler sure is tasty.

3. Wow, he really is familiar with Hegel's work. He must be a real cuntguzzler.

by franzpolak November 10, 2010

Cumguzzler

A gay man who enjoys the gargling motion of another man's semen in his throat.

You play soccer? You're such a cumguzzler

by cooter mcgavin February 22, 2015

cumguzzleing wangwaker

a term referring to a person particularily gay who guzzles cum, and likes to play swords with another gay in bed

hey theres a gay, i think hes a cumguzzleing wangwaker

by def jk December 12, 2007

Cumguzzler

A cumguzzler is a slut, an asshole, someone that talks shit; or in most cases someone you just hate.

Damn, Quinn is just a fucking cumguzzler.

by His_Wife.(: May 13, 2011

cumguzzler

One who guzzles the cum.

that chic Amanda is a cumguzzler

by martishaocwardin1367 September 26, 2018