Cumikaze

When you have wild, destructive sex with someone you don't give two fucks about.

Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.

by Cumdik August 27, 2014

Cumihung

When a females orgasm peaks and gets "hung up" and continues for a longer than normal orgasm.

She had never been cumihung in such a passionate way; as he runs his hands down her back.

by Drappin77 February 23, 2017

Cumion rings

When you Jizz into a fryer in a ring shape and fry it into a onion ring like product - Cumion rings

Work was being shitty in the kitchen so when everyone went to lunch I made some Cumion rings

by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018

hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 7, 2015

the second cuming

about 20 minutes after you originally cum, you let out a little cum again in your pants

"I'll brb" - Cameron

"Why bro?'" - Jacob

"I need to clean up the second cuming" - Cameron

by Dylan Micheals January 20, 2018

Cumbitch

Girl/woman who gets fucked on an extreme frequent base, cum from the previous ejaculation will still be dripping out of her cunt when the next dong arrives.

Rodney: Geez man, I had a great fuck with Erica last night
Carl: Ow shit, your screwed that cumbitch as well? So it was your load which made me ride so smooth!

by DrLame July 24, 2006

Cumditioner

Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.

My hair is so soft after getting my British cumditioner treatment.

by uneverknowK July 11, 2011