Culverized

(verb)Getting laid by someone who is employed at Culvers.

"Are you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah, I'm getting Culverized."

by Ihatefinals May 21, 2009

Culverize

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.

"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"

by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014

Culver

Abbreviation of Culver Square. Place To Hang Out, Great Tourist Destination, Great Place To Go On Holiday Too, Very Cheap, Own Water Feature, Cool People Dancing 'Restraunts' Within Walking Distance And You Find The Coolest People In The World There...Eg. Elise Eve Jessie And Co. Culver is the place where you may find the emos and grebos of the world. Very occasionally you will find the odd chav.

Shall we go to Culver?

by Jessie init March 3, 2007

Culver City handshake

Another neologism for masturbation; from the fact that at one time, seventy five percent of pornographic movies were filmed there. Also called a "West Hollywood handshake".

After his wife went to bed, he engaged in a Culver City handshake while watching his favorite pornographic movies.

by Marcus Plastrus October 4, 2006

Culver City Hot Mop

When the hairs that surround the anus, still drenched with diarrhea, brush either the nostrils or the bridge of the nose of one's partner during the act of 69ing, thereby leaving a brown streak. Most likely to happen while getting into position for the 69, as there is an enhanced possibility of loss of balance while mounting.

I thought I was going to eat this really sweet pussy but I ended up with a Culver City Hot Mop instead.

by cchm November 17, 2013

cumversationist

A cumversationist is a guy who likes to talk while you're sucking his dick.

A lot of guys are cumversationists and talk while you're sucking their dick!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

culver academy

Culver Academy is like the boarding school from diary of a wimpy kid. It’s for stubborn rich kids who need discipline, surrounded by a small town without the clear lake Maxinkuckee. It’s a good a place for vacations but not so much for a military school.

Culver Academy is a step up from your average public school of juul smokers and pot users. Welcome to hell

by ADAMLOVESCANDY January 28, 2019