Colton Crum

A true player, has many wives/girlfriends. Will be seen killing zombies and or while screwing women. Colton Crum is extremely good in bed. Go fuck yourself if you dont know a Colton Crum, its not worth living if you cant laugh. He is a delicous piece of mancandy and resembles a airplaneman.

100+ girls: dammmmnnnnnn

Colton Crum: Seen not heard women!

by Airplanemancandy October 16, 2009

Jonathon Coulton

A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds.

Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain

by RandomDude65339339356217974 September 11, 2009

CUNTONIAN

Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)

Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.

by Brett R. August 16, 2006

Calton

a male that chooses not to conform, fit in, or act like others.He detest both his imperfections and his humanity, and feels that humanity has lost sight of god and what he did. That humanity has grown disgusting in it's existence.

to be very artistic, respectful of the arts, and when determined won't let anybody stop him and does the best of all in his individuality

Wow he is the calton of the class

by AJ street June 3, 2009

Colton

A boy who makes you feel pretty
A boy who is funny,nice, and everyone loves him
A boy who looks good in walmarts shirts
A boy i should have told how I felt

He's so Colton.

by idgaggd September 3, 2012

Colton Yams

When your balls look like a pair of yams.

When my bae saw me naked,she said they looked like a pair of Colton Yams.

by Bargt09 September 30, 2016

Cumton

Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.

You're really acting like a cumton right now.

by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021